That's how Dad did it, that's how I'm gonna do it, and it's been working pretty well ever since.

 

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.
this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.
that is also science.

Also a tan and that icy stare

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

Also a tan and that icy stare

(Source: nicholasandrews)

emiliefitch asked
"asians don't discriminate" oh my fucking christ

I knew you’d love that <3